September 14th, 2009 
CJ 
Posted in Being a Browns fan is a rough lifestyle and could possibly lead many of us to anger management classes. Before you get angry, take a deep breath and form a top 10 “what Browns fans are saying” list. I did it and feel much better about our situation now.
1. There’s always next year.
2. Maybe we can bring Favre out of retirement next.
3. Speaking of retirement, let’s bring Jim Brown back.
4. At least OUR quarterback was in GQ.
5. What did they have in that IV they gave Adrian Peterson?!
6. We need to throw the ball to… wait, we don’t have anybody reliable.
7. Hey, we scored an offensive touchdown.
8. Cribbs for MVP!
9. I’m selling my season tickets and it’ll probably have to be for less than I paid.
10. Who cares about superbowls, we won the championship in 1964.
Obviously, these aren’t serious observations. Well, minus number 7 because we did score. You’re a Browns fan probably if you’re reading this. What are you saying?
* When is the draft?
* This was the “winner” of the QB “competition?”
* How many times can one shoot themself in the foot before they can no longer walk?
* Shouldn’t we have cheerleaders?
* Maybe we should change the name to the Cleveland “Edsels.”
* At least we get to eat the overpriced hotdogs sold to us from the concession stands; much easier to stomach than the ones wearing the uniforms.
* “The sign on the door says Cleveland — try not to cry.”
HAHA this is pretty funny because its true…
don’t forget= Oh another drop?!