Archive for September, 2009

Ten Things Browns Fans Might Be Saying

Being a Browns fan is a rough lifestyle and could possibly lead many of us to anger management classes. Before you get angry, take a deep breath and form a top 10 “what Browns fans are saying” list. I did it and feel much better about our situation now. 1. There’s always next year. 2. [...]

Week 1 is a Browns Loss

If today was a one half game, the Browns would have won it. They outplayed the Vikings in the first half. The biggest problem I saw was the play calling. Quinn tried some fantastically stupid gadget plays. Not a single one of them worked. Lewis averaged over 5 yards per carry but they only gave [...]

Tale of Two Halves: 13-10 Halftime Leads Turns Into Eventual 34-20 Setback

What happened? At halftime the Browns looked like a team playing inspired. They were making plays, and while the numbers were not spectacular, the team was ahead 13-10 thanks to a pair of Phil Dawson field goals and a 67-yard punt return by Josh Cribbs. Then the bottom dropped out. The Vikings dominated the second [...]

More Good Than Bad in the First Half: 13-10 Browns

Well, the 09 season is getting off to one heck of a start. Here’s some first half highlights for the Browns, who have a three-point lead at 13-10: * I never understand why ANYONE kicks to Josh Cribbs in the middle of the field, but in the case of the Browns, it’s great that they [...]

Week 1 of Regular Season vs. Minnesota

What in the world is going on with all the injuries to start the season? Yesterday at 8 am, James Davis was in an accident on his way to practice. He sustained a head injury and was held at the hospital for observation. He’s listed a 50% chance of playing. Harrison is listed as questionable [...]

The Best Damn Browns Preview, Part II

Bob Costas: “Hello again, this is your host Bob Costas and welcome back to the Best Damn Browns Preview. Since your probably banging your head into the wall after hearing me pontificate for thirty years, let’s send it straight down to Malcolm.” Defense: I feel like Romeo and Mel Tucker used to send out the [...]

Browns Name Their Captains for 2009

The Clevleand Browns website reports the team has named their captains: The Browns players voted for their season-long team captains Wednesday, and Eric Mangini announced the choices Thursday morning. The offensive captains are Joe Thomas and Jamal Lewis. The defensive captains are D’Qwell Jackson and Eric Barton, and the special teams captains are Joshua Cribbs [...]

The Best Damn Browns Preview Part I

Let’s start with a disclaimer. Browns Rant will NOT make any predictions of any kind in terms of record. Any smart football fan knows that it’s arbitrary and involves too many variables. Consequently, even if one makes a good prediction it’s usually due to some factor that one never considered or was dismissed as irrelevant [...]